Saturday, August 18, 2007

I have cramps.

Okay, I thought I was finished with all my menses, and all of a sudden, "boom", there is it again! Men just don't understand what it is like. I am going to take some Midol and lie down. :(

30 comments:

Steve said...

Gee sorry to hear about your discomfort. Are you bloated?

I read something about rubbing your belly with flaxseed oil. I hear that clears up indigestion.

Steve said...

I hope some of the luck of the Chinese rubs off on you.

Steve said...

Someday me and my kids will visit the oriental people.

Steve said...

Oh by the way, you could know this. I got grass stains on my new Levis whilc playing touch football with my sons. How did I get those stains out?

Chuck fka: Meanie said...

Ben: twi whahshin dem in duh whahshin muhsheen! Duh!

Tuyet said...

Ben --- thanks for stopping by, but now I feel I must correct you about some of your erroneous thinking habits.
1. I do not have indigestion, I have uterine cramps. These pipes are not connected.
2. I am not Chinese, I am from Viet Nam.
3. We prefer to be called "Asian" or even better, "Viet Namese" people. "Oriental" is as outdated as saying "colored" about negroes.
4. Why would I know about laundery? Oh, I get it, because I am "Chinese"? I am with meanie on this one.
You need to consult an atlas and an anatomy book. No offense.

Steve said...

Oh well, I get cramps in my calf muscle. You can treat that with a little IcyHot.

Are they kinda like having Charlie Horses?

Steve said...

Sorry about the confusion. Viet Nam eh? Yeah these other guys that I met recently went there. It looked like hell from the movies I saw.

Steve said...

I found some Shout left over. It got rid of the grass stains.

Hey, you're from Nam right? Do you know anyone with one of those pointy hats that the farmers wear?

Tuyet said...

Ben,
Please don't come to my blog just to insult me. Either you are some kind of clown who thinks that "pointy hats" are funny (and yes, my family did wear them, thank you very much), or you are truely ingnorant like many of your countrymen who think that "Nam" (we prefer to call it Viet Nam, thank you very much)was just this undeveloped place where people ran around with pointy hats in rice paddies, and where screwed-up veterans came from. Well believe it or not, it was a real country with lots of beauty before communism wrecked it. There is a lot of culture and a lot of pride in the Viet Namese. We aren't just some tiny little Kooks or Gooks to be made fun of!!!!

I think I know which Viet Nam veterand you are talking about, and at least they lived the horror of war and are able to talk about the damage it did to their lives. Nobody who survived that era went unscathed! They're not just hiding behind ignorance and lies.

I hope for your sake that you are just undereducated, and not thinking that coming here and saying things to me that are so obviously insulting. If you really just don't know, I apologize for going off. But I just can't imagine being like that on purpose!!!

Thanks for coming by.

Oh, my cramps are better, thanks.

Steve said...

tyuet,

I'm sorry if I upset you. Maybe I can calm your anger by reciting an haiku by the ancient Shri Lankens.

"If not a cloud, then I drift like a cloud....if not a cloud, then I drift like the rain from a cloud, then by a cloud, do I drift like the sun. If not a sun and not like a cloud and not like the rain, then I shall drift like a man"

Steve said...

I'm so happy about the cramps!!

Tuyet said...

No offense, but I am taking a little break from replying.

Denny said...

Pleasure to make your acquaintance. Sorry about what happened during the war. I'm all torn up inside, my roomies are fucked up and my girlfriend has really fucked things up this time.

You remind me of a girl I used to see anytime I came to the fun part of Saigon.

Pixie said...

I find it interesting that some men seem to blame any bad mood on PMS, do you get that.

Hope you feel better soon =)

Ellie Creek Ellis said...

wow, girl, you know how to get the commentors!

the little garbage can that allows you to delete comments works wonders!

Steve said...

I agree with Miss Creek, I don't like that Denny guy. You should delete his comment.

Chuck fka: Meanie said...

Yes, trash his comments... that's where his comments belong. You never have to be nice to abusers and their trash talk.
Jo

Steve said...

Where do jerks like that get off?

Tuyet said...

Hey you all,
Thanks for taking such an interest! I felt like I was losing control of my own blog for a little while! The next rude comment I get, I am deleting!
By the way, I am much less bloated --- I guess that flaxseed oil remedy worked! I didn't rub it on my skin though, I gave it the old "turkey baster" treatment, if you know what I mean.

Steve said...
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Tuyet said...

That was uncalled for.

Chuck fka: Meanie said...

Way to take your power back Tuyet!

Tuyet said...

Yeah, woman power!
This is my blog, after all.

Ellie Creek Ellis said...

glad you are feeling better and you are in control...

Chuck fka: Meanie said...

You GO girl!

Steve said...

Even though you're only 4 foot 9 inches tall, you are woman!

"One giant step for a tiny woman, one giant leap for womankind"

Steve said...

I recall a haiku created by the ancient Pupas of New Guinness

"Always drink responsibly."

Tuyet said...

Thanks for all the support. Are you for real?

? said...

I hope you're feeling better! Those cupcakes on your latest post look like a surefire cure.