Yesterday was a really good day in my womanhood journey. I learned to make some cupcakes. I bought this really good mix, and you should try it if you ever want to make really delicious cakes.When I broke the egg, its little yolk broke in my hand (see yesterday's haiku). I felt like the egg was me.
I made them all by myself, and I smeared them with frosting from the jar. I love baking, I always have. I usually make cookies, the kind that come in a tube where you scoop out the dough. Sometimes I just eat the dough! I also like to make bread out of the pizza dough you can buy. One of these days I am going to buy a mixer and make something entirely from thatch!
I ran out of milk, so I didn't have the big glass out on my porch, and plus it was drizzling yesterday. I just ate one in my kitchen, and it tasted fantastic. It tasted like a woman!!!
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Hey Yety, Where can I buy some woman-flavered cupcake mix?
I can't wait to taste something that you made from thatch.
OH MY GOODNESS TUYET THOSE LOOK ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS. I CAN IMAGINE THE WAY IT WOULD MOISTEN AND COME LOOSE WHEN I PUT MY MOUTH TO IT.
I WROTE ANOTHER HAIKU FOR YOU SINCE YOU LIKED THE LAST ONE SO MUCH
NOT DROWNING, WAVING
PLEASE, I WANT YOU ON MY FACE
I HAVE RESPECT, QUEEN
Hi "guys", thanks for all your support! I am so excited about my new baking habits. My mom used to make green tea cakes from thatch all the time, and they were moist and delicious. They literally did tear loose when you put your mouth on it!
Earl, I love your haiku. Don't read too much into anything I say to you, I am sensing you are a little to attached to what I say to you. Including by email. In other words, no chance, in case you are looking for something more. No offense!
Don't you mean "from scratch?!?!?
a women who loves to cook: a plus
The Chinese buffet has some killer deserts. The rice cakes are just like mama usted to make.And the nanner puddin is killer WOO!
correction: woman*
Tuyet Earl has been acting kind of funny lately.
If you don't like him let him know. He gets weird fast.
Hi Winai,
I am just learning, but come back in a month or two to see the transformation!
Earl, I don't like you. In that way.
Can you take a picture of your feet? I would love to see them.
Hi Tuyet! Me yike kupcaykz der doh yummy! Me don yike Ben, Earl, Nick oh Paul! Dem giz ah duzt nuhtz!
Hon, cooking isn't all that hard. I've cooked all my life, I cook for the old lady next door and take her meals to her.
Here is a news flash hon.
Everything makes a turd, some turds just taste better than others is all.
But it all keeps you going and I'm always thankful for anything that flows to me.
What bothers me isn't the fact that I have something (too much really) to eat, but the fact that about thirty thousand people a day die of starvation, and most of them are women and children.
I think about this almost everyday, and it bothers me, a lot. Hugs.
That chickas gots some thatch alright. and thats ass is jiggly, why last nights i bounced a puter vase herass!1
Hmmm. I never thought my simple cupcakes are part of world hunger. They don't taste so great anymore. They taste like ... tears. The tears of a sad clown. A sad, angry, hungry clown.
Denny, what are you talking about?
Thanks for stopping by!
That looks really, really good!
GOOD MORNING TUYET!
I HOPE YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY.
I WROTE A HAIKU FOR YOU.
YOU ARE A WOMAN
YELLOW APRICOT FLOWER
AND I AM A MAN
That's the worst hoko I ever read.
Hey Toyota,
I told the kids about your cupcakes. They really would like to taste your woman-flavored cakes made from your thatch.
Good morning! Thanks for stopping by.
Earl -- I like that "haiku". But I don't like you that way. Just in case you thought I did. No offense!
Denny -- why don't you try your hand at some "hoko"?
Ben -- thanks! I found out it's "scratch", not thatch. That's English as a Second language for you! Súng truong là gì! RRowr!
Hi crystal light,
I hope you have a nice day!
FOR YOU MY DEAR
LOVELY LADY PLEASE
I'M DOWN ON MY BENDED KNEES
OH YOUR LOVING CUP
bang bang boogie
me lovey som suckie
too booko
LOVE THEY SAY IS REAL
ARE YOU FOR REAL MY DARLING?
DO YOU FEEL IT TOO?
YOU ARE PRISTINE LOVE
A BEAUTY FROM DEEP WITHIN
LET US RIDE THE RIDE
JU A DA QUY NGOC
MI SU THIEU SUY NGHI
JU CON CAI
I'D GIVE YOU MY DAYS
FOR JUST ONE MOMENT OF TIME
TO LOVE AND LEARN WITH YOU
Stop hittin on my woman earl! I am working this slope.
ONCE IN A GREAT WHILE
WE GET SHOWN A LOVING LIGHT
WHERE WE LOOK JUST RIGHT
Be easy with my brother Earl.
I love haiku's Earl. I've been reciting some for Toyota on her blog.
Here's today's Haiku repeated to me by the ancient Paulsimones.
"A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle
The rest of my life is so hard"
I recall one that I learned that came from the ancient Malalyasisians.
"To drift with a drifting is to slide with a sliderule. I slink and I slide to drift like a drifting piece of driftwood.
For the monkey only accepts cash and all others take check or credit cards."
I recite that haiku while I exercise my holistic self-pleasuring.
MY BABY COME NOW
THE TIME TO RISE UP IS NOW
YOU MY BUTTERCUP
SWEET BABY BABY
COME ON BABY AND GET SOME
YOU KNOW YOU WANNA
BABY WHEN ARE YOU COMING HOME?
I love making stuff from scratch, but these days all the ready mix stuff is sooooo much easier....looks yummy though...WELL DONE> YAY:)
This will not end well.
YOU'RE STILL NOT HOME YET?
GEEZE LOUISE.
I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD CHAT.
Mmmm cupcakes.
WELL WHERE ARE YOU SWEETIE?
Hey Suyet!
I found a cake mix that smells like a woman!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE NOT HOME YET. DID YOU GO OUT AFTER WORK OR SOMETHING BABY?
Run away! When Earl gets poetic its fuckin weird.
That Ben dude is weird enough as it is.
YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOREVER IS THIS THE WAY IT'S GOING TO BE?
WHY DIDN'T YOU WRITE ME ANY EMAILS TO LET ME KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO TAKE SO LONG GETTING HOME TONIGHT?
Congrats you two!!
Yeah, Congrats Earl. This is the first time you were interested in a chick who wasn't shaped like a miniature train or your fuckin hand.
BABY WHERE ARE YOU? YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN HOME FOREVER AGO.
I'LL COME BACK IN 10 MINUTES AND IF YOU ARE NOT HERE I MAY JUST GO AHEAD AND NOT LEAVE YOU THE HAIKU THAT I JUST WROTE FOR YOU.
She's Oriental, maybe she's back in the Orient.
Utel,
I bought one of those pointy hats! I'll wear it for you when I visit the Orient.
OKAY I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE STILL NOT BACK. YOU'VE GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO YOUNG LADY.
Whew! Got an e-mail from Toyota, she's okay, but she went to visit her ill sister. I think she must have gone to the Orient or something.
BABY YOU ARE SO BEATIFUL I HOPE EVERYTHING IS OKAY.
Where is your little egg roll earl?
Another haiku to Toyota for today. I got this one from the ancient Greasmonkee tribe. It goes like this:
"Hi this is Brad from Toyota, we're just calling to say that you're due for your 30,000 mile checkup, please give us a call so we can work out a time that's most convenient for you."
BEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD START STEPPING OFF ABOUT NOW.
TUYET WHERE ARE YOU BABY? YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOR SO LONG.
Earl, I just polished your model trains with my unwashed boxers.
"little egg roll" HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Fuck, god damnit Paul!
Tuyet if you don't mind say something to brother Earl.
He's starting to look at my bottle and my bag like they mean something to him, and I want to keep that shit.
WHERE ARE YOU TUYET THIS IS BULLSHIT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE NOT HOME YET.
HELLO?
WHERE ARE YOU?
IT'S GETTING LATE.
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU TUYET?
SERIUSLY WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
BABY I HOPE YOU'RE OKAY JUST LET ME KNOW THAT YOU'RE OKAY PLEASE?
ANYTIME NOW I KNOW YOU ARE THERE AND READING THIS.
Wow. Heh heh heh.
Shit!
BABY, I HOPE YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY
Gosh you get a lot of comments !
I baked a cake yesterday, it was horrible ;)
BTW T, RE: you cramp post, you can always turn "comment moderation" on, that way you get to approve/disapprove comments before they ever become public.
Good God woman, I feel for you. Good luck with all this.
WHERE ARE YOU WOMAN THIS IS INSANE
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL NOT BACK THIS IS CRAZY
ARE YOU DOING THIS JUST TO MESS WITH ME?
I CAN WAIT AS LONG AS YOU CAN HONEY.
OKAY IT'S BEEN ABOUT FOREVER AND A DAY WHERE ARE YOU?
She dont like you no more Earl, let it go you are prolly scarin her.
WELL I WANT TO HEAR IT FROM HER. SHE AT LEAST OWES ME THAT MUCH.
Earl,
You know, she may have found someone else's cupcakes to eat. Sometimes things roll that way. You should probably try stalking another, make her jealous!
WHERE ARE YOU TUYET?
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Have another drink Earl.
HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Could you guys spell that out horizontally, I'm not a vertical reader.
Well Ill be damned.
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Wow you guys, this is gettuing a little crazy over here! I just got homje from Phoenix --- my older sister had a little "health scare" that I will write about later on, and now I discover so many comments in my box! Hope Earl wasn't too hurt, I never mean to intentionally "blow" someone like that. I meant to answer, I mean I would have, but I was away.
Thanks for stopping by!
I once blew all of my friends one evening during a party.
HEY BABY WHERE ARE YOU?
DID YOU TURN COMMENT MODERATION ON BECAUSE OF ME?
BABY...
CAN WE JUST FORGET ABOUT ALL OF THIS?
Do you know this Earl? If NOT, allow me to compliment you on your poise and grace!
♥ ~d
Hi ~d,
Nope, and thank you!
I am "rising above". Does it show?
Thanks for stopping by!
Hey toyyet! Rise above like that black flag song! fuckina.
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